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1. So all your single straight friends are on this new Tinder thing.
2. And you’re a little judgmental about it.
3. But then you remember that you can't afford to be an ass.
4. So wait, you can swipe past people you aren't attracted to? And people can’t talk to you unless you like them first?
5. So you download it. I mean really, what's the worst that can happen?
6. The first thing you notice is that literally everyone shares your interest in Lady Gaga.
7. A lot of people kind of hide their faces in their first picture, which is kind annoying.
8. But when you see the rest of the photos on their profile, you can see why.
9. You right swipe a few (okay, many many) fitties.
10. And left swipe what seems like the entire population of the UK.
11. An alarming amount of guys seem to think that duckface is the way to go.
12. And you notice quite a few guys with sentences that start “Looking for a girl who…” in their bio.
13. Oh, right. Their hilarious friends changed their gender preference so that they appear on the gay Tinder.
14. Kind of makes you want to do this.
15. But wait, what’s this?
16. “It doesn’t look like there’s anyone new around you.”
17. Yep, you’ve literally swiped through all the men.
18. You're not ready to stop Tindering!!!
19. But that’s your lot.
20. Nothing you can do about it.
21. ...apart from widening your search radius.
22. ALL THE MEN ARE BACK.
23. And your clinically diagnosed Tinder addiction can continue.
*PING* It's a match!
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