This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 20, 201420 More Unbelievably Obnoxious And Petty Subtleties At Sarah Lawrence CollegeGo Gryphons.by daviso2Community ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Teachers are allowed to bang students but staff isn't. 2. Reading the Sarah Lawrence Phoenix is the emotional equivalent of masturbating with sand paper 3. When you go to Bates after 2:00 and there's nothing to eat 4. There are never any fist fights. 5. Everyone goes completely batshit crazy second semester and takes medical leave, costing their parents tens of thousands of dollars 6. This one freshman who looks like a beady-eyed narcissistic badger with a fetish for nipple clamps. 7. There's a lot of talk about dismantling the patriarchy but never any actual solutions. View this video on YouTube 8. You're not sure if you're an alcoholic or not. 9. The Game of Thrones power struggle that is student senate. 10. When that sketchy kid in your fiction workshop likes you on Tinder. 11. Theatre Kids View this video on YouTube They have a nauseating amount of enthusiasm towards useless things... like theatre. 12. Whenever people downplay their privilege and romanticize the concept of poverty out of guilt for their opulent upbringings. 13. Milos Romanos View this video on YouTube Enough. Just stop. 14. Whenever you have to meet with Paige Crandall and aren't sure which story you're sticking to. 15. When you see people you know in Health Services. 16. Incestuous bisexual love triangles that get really dark. View this video on YouTube 17. The expressions on straight white males faces when their race and sexual orientation are called into question by angry liberal feminists.