Buzz·Posted on Oct 11, 201725 Times Twitter And Tumblr Proved They Were Filled With Sexperts"Do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everything’s a surprise?"by Delaney StrunkBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. View this post on @trannysaurus--rex / Via trannysaurus--rex.tumblr.com 2. Jersey @SatansTongue *in the middle of sex "Go deeper" Okay *pulls out* *sits in a chair and sips coffee* *opens poetry book* Two roads diverged in a wood and I- 02:44 AM - 05 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @SatansTongue / Via Twitter: @SatansTongue 3. View this post on @thetransatlanticlife / Via thetransatlanticlife.tumblr.com 4. Oz9 @lucidchemistry ME: Who's my little sex kitten? HER: *slowly pushes me off bed* ME: [from floor] That's right baby. 04:45 PM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @lucidchemistry / Via Twitter: @lucidchemistry 5. View this post on @sunbak-ery / Via sunbak-ery.tumblr.com 6. Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria [during sex] Him: it'd be nice if you were a little more enthusiastic Me: *pulls out giant foam finger* 04:21 PM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @Ideal_Victoria / Via Twitter: @Ideal_Victoria 7. View this post on @freshprinceofbeleriand / Via freshprinceofbeleriand.tumblr.com 8. Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol 08:49 AM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @AudreyPorne / Via Twitter: @AudreyPorne 9. View this post on @priceofliberty / Via priceofliberty.tumblr.com 10. Kim J @therealkimj Oh god 11:28 PM - 07 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @therealkimj / Via Twitter: @therealkimj 11. View this post on @zackisontumblr / Via zackisontumblr.tumblr.com 12. jake @callmeshitto yall dont think i read replies to my tweets huh? in my mentions like "choke me daddy". is that funny to you beth 02:35 AM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @callmeshitto / Via Twitter: @callmeshitto 13. Matt Shirley @mattsurely My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go 07:10 PM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @mattsurely / Via Twitter: @mattsurely 14. PUNTED CUNT TORNADO @SaraESpivey After I orgasm, I yell "Aaaaand scene." Then I push him off me, throw him his clothes while holding the door open& say "Ummm. We'll call u." 03:20 PM - 03 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite @SaraESpivey / Via Twitter: @SaraESpivey 15. hell baby @cyberbabe1998 yeah i love BDSM, Big Dogs and Small Mdogs 04:05 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @cyberbabe1998 / Via Twitter: @cyberbabe1998 16. ..rob fee.. @robfee There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah." 08:50 PM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @robfee / Via Twitter: @robfee 17. View this post on @letshearitforthisclown / Via letshearitforthisclown.tumblr.com 18. View this post on thebootydiaries / Via thebootydiaries.com 19. Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley I don't think you should fake orgasm. But if you do, a pretty convincing face is "scandalized by the price of a $17 wedge of cheese." 05:01 AM - 16 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @BoobsRadley / Via Twitter: @BoobsRadley 20. View this post on @justcallme-molly / Via justcallme-molly.tumblr.com 21. Jon @ArfMeasures ME: I'll put a sexy movie on DATE: Good idea *presses play* D: Shrek? M: omg embarrassing D: Haha M: [fumbling with DVD] Meant to be Shrek 2 08:05 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @ArfMeasures / Via Twitter: @ArfMeasures 22. View this post on @bitchycode / Via bitchycode.tumblr.com 23. GhostofScottzilla667 @Scottzilla667 *puts "Baby on Board" sticker on car so people will think I've had the sex* 10:55 AM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @Scottzilla667 / Via Twitter: @Scottzilla667 24. ॐ @SuaadDaNubian when he nuts under 30 seconds saying it's stress but you know it's your samsung note 7 pussy. 06:54 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @SuaadDaNubian / Via Twitter: @SuaadDaNubian 25.