Buzz·Posted on Dec 2, 201717 Times Twitter Was Clearly Too High For Its Own Good"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."by Delaney StrunkBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Big Ted @Awk0Tacoo It's really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you're buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos. 06:18 PM - 19 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @Awk0Tacoo / Via Twitter: @Awk0Tacoo 2. Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone me: what time is it? tour guide: 4:20 me: how can you tell? tour guide: See how high the sun is? [sun is eating spaghettiOs with a spatula] 07:33 PM - 13 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @Gre_Gone / Via Twitter: @Gre_Gone 3. elizabeth williams @Elizasoul80 Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy. 01:52 PM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @Elizasoul80 / Via Twitter: @Elizasoul80 4. lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i'm always the highest bidder thank you check please 07:26 PM - 22 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @sbellelauren / Via Twitter: @sbellelauren 5. Jersey @SatansTongue This is chuck e. He smoked marijuana once. This is what weed does to you. Don't be like chuck e 08:50 PM - 21 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @SatansTongue / Via Twitter: @SatansTongue 6. Stoner Thoughts @StonersBibIe When you're high af and a song with police sirens come on: 05:15 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @StonersBible / Via Twitter: @StonersBibIe 7. Mike Primavera @primawesome I saved money on car insurance by taking weed edibles and becoming too afraid of the ceramic dog on my front porch to leave the house. 08:36 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @primawesome / Via Twitter: @primawesome 8. Fury's Fight Picks: UFC Bets @FurysFightPicks "This edible ain't shit." 30 minutes later: 04:30 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @FurysFightPicks / Via Twitter: @FurysFightPicks 9. Kyle Kinane @kylekinane Once I got so high I turned off all the lights and played Thriller on my headphones and got so scared I put on my bike helmet just in case. 02:17 AM - 21 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite @KyleKinane / Via Twitter: @kylekinane 10. Princess Anús @Slashleen Ever get so high you have to turn the volume down on the TV to taste your food? 03:06 AM - 26 Mar 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite @Slashleen / Via Twitter: @Slashleen 11. Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Maybe cats can smell weed just as well as dogs, they're just not FUCKING NARCS. 02:10 AM - 30 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @chelsea_davison / Via Twitter: @chelsea_davison 12. Terry F @daemonic3 Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"? 07:25 PM - 17 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @daemonic3 / Via Twitter: @daemonic3 13. Mike Primavera @primawesome Me: If male twins & female twins from separate families procreate will their kids look the same? Guy: I can't sell you anymore weed. 11:15 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @primawesome / Via Twitter: @primawesome 14. pauly casillas @PaulyPeligroso Ever been so high you realize that you've been watching a movie on TV for 30 minutes, minimized, on the guide screen? 10:55 PM - 14 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @PaulyPeligroso / Via Twitter: @PaulyPeligroso 15. HitsABlunt @hitsablunt_ *hits blunt* If we get out of the shower clean, how do our towels get dirty? #hitsblunt 09:29 PM - 18 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @hitsablunt_ / Via Twitter: @hitsablunt_ 16. Carly's Dream @CarlyGanzz When you show up to work high AF 02:12 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @CarlyGanzz / Via Twitter: @CarlyGanzz 17. Ceej @ceejoyner Before I knew what weed was I thought all the cool kids were gesturing to each other about sucking tiny rat dicks behind the school. 02:57 AM - 02 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite @Ceejoyner / Via Twitter: @ceejoyner