"Ugh, another dull Wednesday afternoon."
"Whatever shall I do with my day"?
8.
This same dog trying out some new cuisines.
"Oh well this is, this is interesting..."
7.
This dude who's just grabbing a snack before meeting his bros.
"Man, maybe i'll just hit the hay."
"Can't believe I have to sit here alone eating this nonsense with my hands."
"What do you think I am, a dog?"
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."
"NOM NOM NOM NOM. OK, Break."
"Oh, I look positively ghastly!"
"Nothing like reading the Sunday paper over a nice breakfast."
"Hmm, meat's a bit overcooked for my taste."
"Might I offer you some, m'dear?"
2.
This dog who's late to work and can't be bothered with table manners.
"Oh God it's 8 am. I'm going to miss the bus."
"All right, that's it, I'm off."
"Excuse me? Excuse me? Pardon me."
"Oh no, she forgot the salt. Excuse me? Excuse me?"