Julie Bowen Won An Award In This Dress Tops The Morning Links

It's like the designer just crumpled a bunch of fabric together and then stapled it in place. Plus, Kris Jenner may have staged Kim's sex tape and another 90s boy band is getting back together.

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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JUNE 18: Actress Julie Bowen attends the Broadcast Television Journalists Association Second Annual Critics' Choice Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on June 18, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California.

Prince William turns 30 today which means he has to stop pretending to be a normal guy with a Navy job and start popping out heirs and going to pretentious parties like an adult. But he doesn't want to. - [Celebuzz]

Whoa there Miley Cyrus's butt staring me full in the face from a pair of too-short short shorts. - [TMZ]

After being caught with a post-baby cigarette, Hilary Duff dusts off the old teenage "holding it for a friend" excuse. - [JustJared]

Life finds a way. Unfortunately. Jurassic Park IV has picked up writers. - [SlashFilm]

Kris Humphries is claiming Kim's sex tape was staged by her mother to the point that they had to do reshoots. That's disgusting...and probably true. -[HuffingtonPost]

All hail Keira Knightley, Queen of the historical drama. Seriously, it's like they won't let her act in anything unless it involves farthingales or fancy hats. - [Celebitchy]

Halle Berry has been ordered to give her ex $20k a month in child support even though he doesn't have full custody. Who says the court systems are unfair? Equal opportunity bullshit for all! - [Dlisted]

Steve Carell gave a hilarious, snarky interview that will take less than a day to lose its context and give people rage. - [Fox]

Everything old is new again, including that 98 Degrees reunion tour. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Headline Story: Julie Bowen won Best Supporting Actress for her role on Modern Family wearing a Marchesa gown that must have been designed while drunk or trying to get rid of scraps. - [GoFugYourself]