Almost Politically Correct Redneck is trying super hard you guys. "A" for effort. - [Guyism]
Britney Spears is rocking this skin tight mini dress. - [Celebuzz]
Keep an eye on your mailbox because you might be getting a rebate check from your health insurance soon. - [Current]
Whitney Houston's family makes a poor life decision, signs up to do a reality show. - [HLNTV]
Turns out teen mom are poor because of poverty, not becoming impoverished because of teen pregnancy. - [Slate]
Lance Armstrong is getting tired of all these doping allegations. - [TMZ]
Science explains why women will always go for the bad boys. Mmmmm, Loki. Don't judge me. - [Glamour]
The good news is, teleportation is now a reality. The bad news is, the Chinese discovered it. - [TIME]