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Needs more Blingy GIFS. Plus, why The Dark Knight Rises isn't capitalizing on 3D and even Bieber's manager thinks he's a jerk kid.

Weird lessons 80s movies really wanted to teach us. - [Cracked]

Christopher Nolan didn't put Batman in 3D because he's never met anyone who actually likes 3D. - [FilmDrunk]

Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes? - [TheChive]

Ever wondered what people are hiding in their kitchen cabinets? These photos reveal everything. - [Flavorwire]

Jeremy Lin might be leaving the New York Knicks, but that doesn't mean he's happy about it. - [SportsIllustrated]

Sad Libs are just like Mad Libs only 100% more soul crushing. - [CollegHumor]

Tom Cruise's lawyer has released a transcript of his diary to show what went down during the divorce from Katie Holmes. - [HollywoodReporter]

5 essential real world gadgets for you billionaire Batman cosplay. - [Tecca]

Justin Bieber's manager admits the singer can be a prick. - [USMagazine]

Headline Story: Click through to see 9 more incredible Internet World Records, including most Twitter followers and the country with the fastest connection speed. - [Oddee]