6:00 a.m.
"I'm just going to hit snooze one time."
6:09 a.m.
"I'm just going to hit snooze one more time."
7:00 a.m.
"Sleep is more important than breakfast."
8:00 a.m.
"Seriously, I'm getting up in five minutes. It's okay if I leave a little bit late, there won't be much traffic anyway."
9:00 a.m.
"I'm a creative, intelligent person and creative, intelligent people never arrive on time."
10:00 a.m.
"These fishnets are totally work-appropriate."
11:00 a.m.
"Ditching my packed lunch to join my coworkers for lunch is such a good idea. Team bonding and all that."
12:00 p.m.
"I'm only going to have four tortilla chips, and definitely no guacamole."
1:00 p.m.
"This afternoon is going to fly by."
2:00 p.m.
"Snickers are healthier than Hershey's Kisses because they have peanuts."
2:40 p.m.
"Snacking throughout the day is good for my metabolism."
* grabs another Snickers *
3:00 p.m.
"I'm not going to look at the clock for an entire hour."
3:13 p.m.
"Crap. Okay, seriously not looking at the clock again today."
3:21 p.m.
"That clock is broken."
4:00 p.m.
"I didn't make it to the gym this morning, so I'm definitely going after work."
4:52 p.m.
"There's really no difference between me leaving at 4:52 and me leaving at 5 on the dot, so, I'm outtie."
5:05 p.m.
"Traffic was really harsh, I wouldn't have made it to the gym anyway."
6:00
"It's so great that I chose a healthy dinner since I've had zero time to work out today."
* drizzles avocado lime ranch dressing on Chick-Fil-A salad *
7:00 p.m.
* A group text about going out tonight comes through *
"I'll just meet them for two drinks and call it a night."
8:00 p.m.
"Ugh, forgot to get gas. Well, the indicator just hit 'E' so I can make it at least another day without filling up."
9:00 p.m.
"There's no way I'll get a parking ticket in this neighborhood."
10:00 p.m.
"I'd be stupid not to take advantage of late night happy hour. Two margaritas for me!"
10:59 p.m.
"Man, I'm saving so much money by taking advantage of this deal. Two more, please!"
12:00 a.m.
"One more drink, then I'm out of here. None of these people are attractive anyway."
1:00 a.m.
"Okay that bartender is kiiiinda cute now that I've had more time to think about it."
2:00 a.m.
"The bartender is into me. Most definitely."
3:00 a.m.
"I'll make time to fill up my gas tank before work tomorrow."
4:00 a.m.
"I'm just going to spend two minutes on Reddit."
5:00 a.m.
"I'm so going to the gym when I wake up."