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Most people out there love chocolate.
But there are people that don't eat chocolate, too.
When you don't eat chocolate, people treat you weirdly.
People always think that somehow Lent is involved in your non-chocolate eating.
Halloween is never all that exciting.
People will assume that you are "only doing this to yourself to lose weight."
If your friends are having a birthday party, you will be offered some shoddy alternative to cake.
You will, inevitably, find yourself saying that you are allergic to chocolate.
People will creepily try to tempt you or trick you into eating chocolate to prove a point.
Dessert menus will only bring you heartbreak.
Gummi Bears will become a lifestyle.
You will get really excited when you meet other non-chocolate eaters.
Forrest Gump will seem far less quotable.
People will try to diagnose you with a whole host of psychological disorders.
Nutella will remain one of life's great mysteries.
You will feel like Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back every time somebody starts aggressively offering you chocolate items.
You will lead a perfectly normal life.
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