ebaldwin96

Thank you Animaniacs President song

Compared to the rest of these, mine isn't that bad, but here goes. My boyfriend and I had been together around 9 months. I was 18, he was 20. He had been gone most of the summer visiting his dad, and I told him I wanted to have sex when he got back. He comes back, I go to his house… Read More

This is silly, and I know it's silly but I just can't seem to cure myself of it. I'm terrified of slugs and snails and worms. But mostly slugs. I will literally stop in my tracks and hightail it the opposite way if I see one. I freak out if I find one by either of the doors in my… Read More

I chose the wrong spelling for Professor Flitwick..

I'm not sure if I want to marry him or put him in my pocket. He's just too damn adorable!

There actually is a retelling of Snow White along those lines; it's a short story called Snow, Glass, Apples. It's awesome and you should all drop everything to go read it or listen to it.

The Thief of Always: a Fable, by Clive Barker. First book I remember my dad reading to me (he hated traditional children's books). Realistic-but-still-likable characters, engaging storyline, unforgettable antagonist(s). 10/10 would recommend.

I'm pretty sure I'm more on the acidic side.

I always thought she was reading The Princess Bride >. <

I consider myself pretty introverted, but I never cancel plans at the last minute, because I hate when people do it to me; I get super anxious that they completely and totally hate me.