1. First off, run up right beside her at a supersonic pace. The faster, the better, obviously.
2. Throw a peace sign up (no other hand gestures) and don't say anything. Words are unnecessary while taking the shortest selfie ever.
3. Snap the photo in a timely manner and ignore the fact that Kim is totally and utterly unfazed by you.
4. Finally, thank the gods for your 3G network and the fact that you're able to upload this instantly.
5. Go on and continue living your life. The end!
