11 Major Passover Food Fails

These mistakes are worse than the plagues. Maybe.

1. Doing this to a perfectly good matzoh ball:

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There's a place for bacon. It's not here.

2. Providing this helpful label:

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3. Serving this "kosher for Passover" school lunch option:

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So, so close.

4. Garnishing this beautiful brisket:

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With cheese. WHY?

5. Offering this bread-o-riffic Passover menu:

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Thanks for trying!

6. And this one:

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*buys challah*

*throws away challah*

*cries*

7. Making this as a nice pre-seder appetizer:

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8. Putting together a seder plate this way:

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It's the thought that counts, but where is the shank bone and why is there a cactus?

9. Cereal with no fat, no cholesterol, and no flour.

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No thanks!

10. Organizing the shelves at Whole Food like so:

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They're clearly not up on their Chametz rules.

11. Having a cheeseburger for Passover lunch:

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At least they're using Matzoh instead of bread?