1. Putting your face on some M&Ms and giving them to your girlfriend.
2. Giving a weed bouquet.
3. Giving a Hitler Valentine.
4. Throwing a fast-food potluck.
5. Putting your man on the internet, shirtless.
6. Celebrating with a loaf of bread instead of sweets.
7. Taking your girlfriend to a shark tank.
8. Making a heart-shaped pizza.
9. Heart-shaped meat.
10. Heart-shaped hair.
11. Wearing bibs.
12. Breaking up.
13. Eating marijuana wax.
14. Going to the zoo.
15. Whatever is happening here.
16. Wishing everyone a Happy Plan B Day.
17. This gift.
18. Very strong nail-art statements.
19. This Instagram from an animal rights activist.
20. Orange tulips instead of roses.
21. Lists.
22. Making a point.
23. Food puns.
24. This divorce attorney's marketing.
25. This card.
26. Asking someone to read between the lines.
27. Cool smurf gifts.
28. Beer + roses.
29. Serving this.
30. Saying this.
31. Writing a lovestagram to your protein supplements.
32. Giving someone 100 roses in a sphere.
33. An aerial yoga date.
34. A tie-dye rose
35. Saying it through your dog.
36. Going to a paintball party.
37. Making your sweetheart fried rice.
38. Sharing a Valentine's Day lipstagram.
39. "He made me origami hearts and wrote on each one why he loved me."
40. Sharing your lingerie.
41. Sharing a very intimate moment.
