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Ex bridal consultant here - Start with a dress you absolutely know you would never wear! Whether it's the biggest poufiest thing they have, or a clingy sheath, have the first dress you try be something totally off the wall. This not only helps you relax for your appointment, but also… Read More

My husband proposed as soon as the alarm went off in the morning, slipped the ring on my finger, and then MADE ME GIVE IT BACK 10 minutes later. It turns out he had 3 ways he wanted to propose, and wanted to act on all of them, but being told to hand back my new sparkly diamond was… Read More

When my husband and I got engaged, I asked his 6 year old daughter if she'd be comfortable calling me something other than my first name once we were all married and a family. I came up with a few ways to say "Mom" in different languages and offered them as options for her to think… Read More

We got married 2 weeks ago, and broke a few rules. We had food trucks instead of a sit-down dinner or buffet, and instead of a wedding cake, we had tiered wheels of cheese that we cut in to for our "cake cutting" immediately after leaving the altar so it could be broken down and served… Read More

Therapeutic massage therapy! I'm a massage therapist who specializes in the treatment of chronic pain, and people come in to my office all the time and say things like "no one can figure out what's wrong with me", or "the doctors just gave me pain mess and told me to deal with it."… Read More

Go get coffee at the airport and people watch! Sit outside of security and make up stories for all the people greeting the arrivals.

I was a die-hard believer until 6th grade, when my teacher taught a lesson on how the myth of Santa Clause came to be. Worst history lesson ever.

Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake! and Yo mama's so fat, she walked into the GAP and filled it! Another fav is: They used to be called "jump-olines", before yo mama jumped on one back in '68...