Music·Posted on Feb 20, 2017Literally Just 26 Really Funny Tweets From Mark HoppusTweet-182.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus For lent, I'm giving up. 02:21 PM - 18 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus I love you, but not "look up from my phone" love you. 03:10 PM - 27 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus [to the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle] "🎤Mark Hoppus🎤" 06:18 PM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus If we allow a female to become president, what's next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?! 03:35 PM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Here's the thing about stuff: Hell. No. 07:16 AM - 01 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus THIS IS NOT A PHASE, MOM!!! 03:49 PM - 05 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus HOW DOES CHEWBACCA KNOW WHERE TO STOP SHAVING HIS PUBIC HAIR?! 06:39 PM - 31 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Goal for today: make fetch happen. 02:48 PM - 17 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look. 11:02 PM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus frozen 2: frozen af 11:22 PM - 12 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus You can have my hands when you pry them from my cold, dead wrists. 03:08 PM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Girl at the rock show: What? Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 07:48 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus It's getting less and less likely that in my life I will have the opportunity to vomit into an active volcano. 01:00 AM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Don't fuck with someone taking a photo with their iPad because they're already at rock bottom and have nothing left to lose. 02:26 PM - 02 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Don't waste Your time On me You're all sweaty And gross inside my bed 04:51 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Here’s my brother Gene who we haven’t seen in years since he moved away we miss you call me 📞 01:56 AM - 02 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Hi I'm Mark. My wife is shopping and I'm standing here trying not to look like an asshole and it's not working. 01:20 PM - 24 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus [leaves you on *read* for three hours] 08:06 PM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Someone a few houses over is having a party. I can hear the music and laughter and people enjoying themselves. I'm calling the damn cops. 02:06 AM - 04 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus [logging into twitter 2012]: Do you have any updog? [logging into twitter 2017]: Does our beloved republic still stand? 05:24 PM - 31 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus The clown emoji is worse than when my parents got divorced. 10:27 PM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus if i ever die please make sure my funeral has a fire snapchat filter. 11:14 PM - 02 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus For Halloween I'm going as "Dractually," a mansplaining vampire. ⚰️ 09:19 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus woman behind me at this restaurant is laughing saying she never orders french fries but always eats her boyfriend's and i'm boiling w rage. 03:29 PM - 07 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Mark Hoppus @markhoppus Roses are red Violets are blue Garlic bread blink-182 07:04 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Thumbnail image: Getty / Alberto E. Rodriguez