Travel·Posted on Jan 14, 201419 Questions New Yorkers Ask When Visiting Los AngelesWho's DDing tonight?by by Erin ChackBuzzFeed Staff, by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First of all: WHERE EVEN AM I? View this photo on Instagram 2. Why can't I find a bagel place that's not a chain restaurant? View this photo on Instagram 3. How am I going to get home from after-work drinks? View this photo on Instagram 4. How in god's green earth is this a "deep dish pizza"? 5. How have I managed to eat a burrito for every meal today? View this photo on Instagram 6. Why is everyone wearing a coat in 65 degree weather? View this photo on Instagram 7. How come no one told me palm trees are so goddamn tall? View this photo on Instagram 8. Why is everyone wearing yoga pants but never doing yoga? View this photo on Instagram 9. Are people seriously using umbrellas in FOG? 10. Why does everything come with a salad? View this photo on Instagram 11. Why is everyone drinking green goop? View this photo on Instagram 12. Does anyone here understand the functionality of a scarf? View this photo on Instagram 13. Are you guys for serious with this jaywalking nonsense? View this photo on Instagram 14. Does literally everyone skate? View this photo on Instagram 15. Is it state mandated that every grandma has to wear a tracksuit? View this photo on Instagram 16. How come everyone I meet is either a writer, an actor, or both? View this photo on Instagram 17. When are you guys getting a subway? View this photo on Instagram 18. Is it ever not perfect out? View this photo on Instagram 19. Why do I still live in New York? View this photo on Instagram