Buzz·Posted on Apr 29, 201426 Things That Inevitably Happen When You're A BridesmaidOF COURSE you picked green. I look horrible in green.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The second you agree to be a bridesmaid, you will begin to experience that slow sinking feeling of regret. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. The dress the bride picked out will not flatter your body type. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. The bride will ask for your honest opinion on something and you will be forced to lie, lie, lie. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. You will forfeit your sacred weekends for engagement parties, bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and wedding planning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. And you will get inappropriately drunk during at least one of these events. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You will have to pretend to be excited about banal things, like centerpieces and floral arrangements. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You will be pressured to make uncomfortable small talk with relatives of the bride. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You will consume a penis. 9. You will spend two to three times as much money as you budgeted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You will see a side of the bride that you didn't know existed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You will see a side of yourself you didn't know existed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. At a very low point you will fantasize about doing this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You will chip your nail polish the day of the wedding. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Your makeup will not come out how you imagined it would. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Neither will your hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You will forget to do something during the ceremony, like walk slowly, hold your flowers at your bellybutton, or fix the bride's train. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You will smile for so many pictures that you will forget how to work your own face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Your brand new heels will destroy your feet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You will be so busy before the ceremony that you will forget to eat and show up to the reception a voracious lion. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You will have to help the bride, a grown woman, go to the bathroom because she spent a month's pay on a dress she can't move in. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You will be asked to do something corny and embarrassing during the reception and you will grin and bear it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You will wonder why anyone in their right mind gets married. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Then the bride will look so incredibly stunning that you will be speechless. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. And the wedding will be so beautiful that you will change your mind. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. You will forget tissues and ruin your makeup from all the happy-crying. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You will have an unforgettable time and feel strangely honored to be a part of it all. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF