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    11 Of The Most Absurd OkCupid Messages I've Received

    Isn't online dating fun?!

    Erin Dougclassy
    by Erin Dougclassy

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    1.

    "not a perve lol :)"

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    So what am I so afraid of?

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    I don’t know if wanting to do badd things to my body is bad(d), but telling me so is creepy. Even with the smiley face at the end.

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    All this talk of my implied eternal damnation is really getting me hot

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    I don’t even. :/

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    Oh.

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    "Lol just trying to be silly :p"

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    I *would* fancy a conversation with my local police precinct

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    Do ya get that feling?

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    Thank you for saying I look like sunshine but I will not meet you on a roof.

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    Ok, I kind of like this guy.

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    head to www.onlinedatinghating.tumblr.com for more evidence of my weird, sad life

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