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21 Absolutely Valid Reasons To Get A Detention

These reasons are worth every painful minute of detention. Well played, scholars.

1. Volunteering as tribute.

2. That's what she said.

3. Again, that's what she said.

4. Flying.

5. You need to occupy the cafeteria.

6. Being the reborn Jesus.

7. A bro is coming at you.

8. YOLO!

9. Being Draco Malfoy.

10. Trying to keep the peace.

11. An "Anchorman" tribute.

12. The truth.

13. A mohawk.

14. Recognizing a Furby.

15. Being an awesome superhero.

16. Respect for mahogany.

17. Booty holes.

18. Your friend's mom.

19. Ongoing nonsense.

20. Farting.

21. And what everyone should do more of.