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    23 Epic Burns That Will Put You In The Burn Unit

    Warning: Only use these if you never want the other person to recover and live a full life.

    1. When Kris Jenner said this:

    2. When the Grinch took a stand against orange people.

    3. When this teacher totally owned her former student.

    4. When this commenter said exactly the right thing:

    5. When Myspace became relevant again:

    6. When Lisa Vanderpump sent a real housewife to the burn unit:

    7. When Craigslist met Facebook:

    8. When this happened on X Factor:

    9. When this commenter won the internet:

    10. When this bragger really didn't think things through:

    11. When this lady looked at some poor bastard:

    12. And when Beyonce looks anyone in the eye, in general.

    13. When Mom set the record straight:

    14. When this person was forced out of the closet:

    15. When this model took her runway back from PETA.

    16. When this person forgot to look at the rest of the Bible:

    17. When The Mighty Boosh schooled Chelsea Handler on geography:

    18. When Casanova was sent home:

    19. When poor Sarah learned about magnets:

    20. When Deadspin said this:

    21. When this shirt was worn:

    22. When Anderson Cooper proved exactly why you should never mess with him:

    23. And when these people were the best parents ever: