1. These actual finger nails that were stuck in this kid's gums.
Sara Guidry uploaded two videos to YouTube of her tweezing out finger nail bits from her son Kale's gums. In the description box of the video, Guidry writes that Kale has always kept the family on their toes. "Looking in Kale's mouth I see something white in his gums. I get a tweezer and pull it. It looked like a finger nail," she writes. "I continued to pull 4 more out. I then search his mouth and find another area. I pulled around 27 out of the second spot. YES 27!" Guidry and the dentist "figured out that Kale bites his nails and plays with them in his mouth. He pushes them up towards his pallet. The nail penetrates the skin and goes into a pocket between the baby teeth and permanent teeth."
2. This succulent nail art that you kinda don't wanna look at, but you kinda do.
3. These real finger nails that were the longest in the world EVER!
4. These fingers that contracted herpes.
5. And this literal, actual weed nail art that we could get into on the right day.
6. How 'bout these exceptionally long toe nails, tho?!
7. These fungal infected feet after a spa pedicure.
8. These bubble nails that make us wonder how in the world one could possibly text.
10. These record-breaking nails so long that they curl.
In gif form, for emphasis.
11. This real life dead bug resting on a nail. Swipe to see the finished product.
12. This other one, but with a seahorse.
13. This woman's amputated toe after a nail salon cut her feet with scissors.
14. These furry nails that didn't make it far past the runways.
15. These Guiness-worthy nails that had been growing for 18 years.
16. These vampy stiletto nails that look like actual real blood.
17. And this nail art, made with real mouse and vole bones. #crueltyfree
And now we're gonna go lie down.
