10 Emmy Winners Being Awarded With Food Instead Of Trophies

And the pizza goes to... [Editor's note — This would have been more interesting tbh.]

1. Juliana Marguiles is presented with the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series Corn Dog.

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2. Amy Poehler goes for the fist bump when handing Ty Burrell the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series Stapler Encased In Jell-O.

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(My momma taught me never to photoshop a woman's chest area.)

3. Anna Gunn takes home the Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series Trifle for Breaking Bad.

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4. The Crowd watches as Lucy Liu presents Aaron Paul with the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Quiche.

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5. Julia Louis Dreyfus receives the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series Three-Course Tasting Menu from The French Laundry.

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6. Bryan Cranston receives the Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series Large Can of Spam.

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7. Jim Parsons takes the Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series Ice Cream Cake with Paula Deen's Face On It.

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8. Vince Gillian and Breaking Bad win the Outstanding Drama Series Holiday Turkey.

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9. Julie Bowen cannot believe that Modern Family has won the Selection of Artisanal Sausages for Outstanding Comedy Series.

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10. Allison Janney is smitten with her Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series Yoda Butter Sculpture.

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