1.
A notebook is not a journal.
2.
You shouldn't always make him stay at your place.
3.
Learn how to break down a box.
4.
Don't tell a guy his bedroom looks like a Target ad.
5.
You really don't need to worry about using the lipstick of the cool New York woman you babysit for.
6.
"There's no suing app on your iPhone."
7.
Be considerate when having sex while hanging out of windows.
8.
If this guy thinks your behavior is creepy and inappropriate, it is probably much more creepy and inappropriate than you may have initially thought.