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Oh, it's Super Bowl party time! It'll be great, right? A party that's just about hanging out on the couch?
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And drinking beer? Sounds awesome.
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In theory, maybe. But in reality...
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First, the really intense fans hog the couch. And there's nowhere to sit.
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So you end up stuck in some corner or crevice, feeling like this.
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Then there's the matter of food.
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It's impossible not to look like an idiot eating a sub, which also happens to be bland and covered in way too much mayonnaise.
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Leave you looking like this.
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As for the beer! The Super Bowl essentially mandates that you drink really crappy beer that tastes like piss.
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By the third quarter, it looks like this. Gross.
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And at the end of the game, the whole place looks like this. Blech.
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But let's go back to the game.
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Everyone FREAKS out if you talk during the game.
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But then everyone will probably make a ton of noise during the Beyonce half-time performance, right?
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FINALLY, the game's over. Maybe "your team" even won.
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But then you remember.
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You're full of fried food, you're kind of drunk...and you have to go to work tomorrow.
