1.
"Oh my God is that INSTAGRAM?!"
2.
"What do I have to do to get a Diet Coke around here?"
3.
"Okay, Bill. Let's not drag this on too long."
4.
"I will be your Tiny Dancer, sure."
6.
"You really can't let that talk about your Mom jeans get to you, you know?"
8.
"Are you SURE you don't have any details on Kate Middleton's pregnancy?"
9.
"Is this jacket Chanel? Wouldn't YOU like to know."
10.
"That text wasn't intended for me? Sure."
11.
"This is just like being late for biology class."
12.
"This must be what it's like to watch obscene amounts of the E! network."
13.
"Wow, I SO would not pin her hair."
14.
"God this job is boring sometimes."
15.
"I'm calling this headshot 'Mysterious Victorian.'"
16.
"They're Balenciaga."
17.
"But have you seen my jump shot?"
18.
"Is this what 'little monsters' do???"
19.
"Remind me to try this with PBR one time."
21.
"She usually minds her own business after the photo op."
22.
"This feels sort of like that super-spiritual yoga retreat I've been meaning to take for 20 years."
23.
"This staircase is so 'rich kids of Instagram.'"
24.
"The fact of the matter is, it isn't even a CONTEST between One Direction and the Wanted."
25.
"I heard I'm a meme. LOL."
26.
"I make official documents with macaroni art too."
27.
"Your fly is unzipped."
28.
"I know how to spice up this panel talk..."
29.
"...with some sweet dance moves."
