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<b>"These are the techniques that send them over the edge."</b> Yup, sounds about right.

"These are the techniques that send them over the edge." Yup, sounds about right.

Real Or Fake Cosmo Sex Tips?

Fortunately, this is not a real Cosmo tip. Nothing should be exploding down there. Unless that's what you're into. 

"Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion."

Can you look at a mango the same way again?

"Chew a small piece of mango... then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him."

This just feels like it would take a long time. Sponge paint his _entire_ body, Cosmo? Ain't nobody got time for that.

"Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to 'sponge paint' his entire body. Then lick it off."

This is what would happen if Cosmo took their whole "spice up the bedroom" thing literally. 

"Put cinnamon on your bedsheets to spice up the bedroom."

Nothing says sexy times like hawking a loogie. 

"Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best - its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit."

This is just an excellent rule. I have nothing else to say about this. 

"Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn't come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza."

If you have to glue gun rhinestones on your nipples to get your partner to notice you, it might be time to have a conversation, not sex. 

"Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in."

This is probz the origin of the "doublemint twins".

"Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your breasts. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. Bonus: your boobs will smell extra fresh."

Enjoy your vibrator but want something squarer? Do you get excited by the possibility of accidentally clit dialing your boss? Cosmo has the thing for you! 

Use "your electric toothbrush" or "your iPhone [when your vibrator is out of batteries]."

Fortunately, Cosmo does not condone this type of psychological warfare in the bedroom. 

"Keep asking him if he's almost done and act dissatisfied, it's reverse psychology and will make him last longer."

"Give him a beer facial - the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity... but you can just tell him that your lips can't resist his delicious, beer-flavored face."

"When having sex, remember to laugh loudly and yell 'WHEEEEE!!' to remind your partner that you are having fun."

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Real Or Fake Cosmo Sex Tips?

Shoutout to Nerve for doing this painstaking but important round up of 44 outrageous and real Cosmo sex tips.

Shoutout to the blog "Your Cosmo Tips" for compiling these hilarious fake cosmo sex tips from around the tumblrverse.

Real Or Fake Cosmo Sex Tips?

Shoutout to Nerve for doing this painstaking but important round up of 44 outrageous and real Cosmo sex tips.

Shoutout to the blog "Your Cosmo Tips" for compiling these hilarious fake cosmo sex tips from around the tumblrverse.

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