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German philosopher or sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

"Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."

Season 2, Episode #22, "Something Smells."

"I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction for you."

_Thus Spoke Zarathustra: A Book for All and None_

"I would only believe in a god who could dance."

"Die at the right time!"

"Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."

_Twilight of the Idols, or, How to Philosophize with a Hammer_

"My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."

Season 4, Episode #68, "Patrick SmartPants."

"How can I compete with geniusness?"

"Plato is boring."

Season 2, Episode #21, "Squid's Day Off."

"Today, I start living!

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"I am not a man, I am dynamite."

"We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."

"They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."

"Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"

"I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."

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Who Said It: SpongeBob Or Nietzsche?

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