1. She could go 0 to withering real quick.
2. She never beat around the bush.
3. She never let society shame her.
4. She had some fucking self-respect.
No, seriously, she was OBSESSED with respect.
5. She offered constructive criticism.
6. She macked on Ryan Phillipe before he married Reese "You're about to find out who I am" Witherspoon.
(A REMINDER OF WHAT RYAN PHILLIPPE WAS WORKING WITH IN 1999.)
7. She knew clichés sound better when accompanied by cleavage.
8. She knew not to trust any bitch.
9. She was an expert linguist.
See? She's fluent in French.
10. She mastered the art of managing her personal brand.
11. She had no time for you wasting her AT&T minutes.
12. She actually put her degree to use, unlike 79% of college graduates.
13. She kept a firm "hands off the merchandise" policy.
14. She did not appreciate culturally appropriated slang.
15. But she had a softer side and was never afraid to be vulnerable.
16. She was an expert, yet laissez-faire, seductress.
17. She knew that all dogs go to heaven, but all dogs DON'T get the pussy.
18. SUPPLE.
