1. He's regal and flawless.
2. But also playful and fun.
3. There is only one head this shiny.
4. And he needs a handheld fan to keep it as such.
5. His chair dancing is epic.
6. His team performances are just spectacular.
Even if they were usually '70s-inspired.
7. As are his performances with his finalists.
8. Even though his feedback's never practical, it's always deep.
9. He and Christina Aguilera could not be cuter as coaches in crime.
10. And his bromance with Blake Shelton is adorable.
11. And he reinvented Blake's notorious finger point.
12. Of course, he introduced us to Purrrfect the Cat.
13. And his cockatoo Lady Bird.
(And their accompanying Twitter feud.)
Hey @PurrfectTheCat, look who I'm with: http://t.co/9yuKgU0A Happy #Caturday, hayyy! (*v*) <3