17 Ways Us Brits Can't Cope With Bad Weather

It rains every day, so how can we be this useless?

1. We go out wearing virtually nothing.

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"Howay, pet. Covering up's for sissies." YIKES

2. Or we start wearing 'ironic' onesies everywhere.

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Even when it isn't that cold.

3. We fail at walking.

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Leather-soled shoes don't really cut it.

4. Our pets are even more hopeless than us.

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Note to cat: your are not The Snowman.

5. Public transport meltdown, #1

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One flake of snow and the whole train system grinds to a halt.

6. Public transport meltdown #2

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Even though the Underground is, you know, underground (clue's in the name), it'll be damned if it's going to keep running while all the other lines have a snow day.

7. Deathwish tobogganing.

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"Let's find the steepest hill we can and wait until all the snow has turned into ice. Then we'll just use some inflatable pool paraphernalia instead of a toboggan."

Yeh, good plan Captain Moron.

8. We want to make the weather our weapon.

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WE WILL TAME YOU, OH VENGEFUL ATMOSPHERIC MISTRESS!

(Happy splashing isn't big or clever - this woman was charged with careless driving by police.)

9. We bulk-buy deicer.

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You know, just in case.

10. But we always insist on using the scraper anyway.

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There's no point wasting the deicer.

11. Don't even bother with the airports.

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Looks like it's Christmas at your in-laws' again.

12. Newspapers go a bit berserk

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FOUR INCHES! That's almost up to the ankle!

Better start stockpiling the deicer.

13. We fail at being all cool and ironic about it.

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This probably actually happened.

14. We always presume the apocalypse is coming.

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Snowing at 7°? Really?!

15. Our parents call us every 15 seconds.

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Scaremongering with snippets from The Express.

16. The Sky reception cuts out.

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And you miss Suarez's celebration fail.

17. Absolutely everywhere ALWAYS floods.

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Way to build Britain at the bottom of a hill.