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when a guy puts his hand down your pants and says "oh baby, you're already wet."
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When he ask you how flexible you are 😛
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a boy during sex: *does nothing at all*
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him: did u cum? me: yes, to the realization that this was a mistake
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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin
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yeah that's why I do it so much
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Apparently the average person has sex 89 times a year. This is going to be a fucking brilliant week
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Him: bae get on top Me: