7 Things That Are Better Valentines Than Humans

Think you don't have a valentine? Think again.

1. Netflix

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Loves movie nights, takeout, independent movies featuring a strong female lead.

Will give you a new season of House of Cards.

2. The internet in general

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Loves telling you anything you want to know.

Will give you this. Right here.

3. Pizza

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Loves being inside you.

Will give you gas, maybe, but who cares.

4. Your bed

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Loves being there for you after a long day of work.

Will give you energy, life, everything.

5. Wine

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Loves being uncorked.

Will give you long nights of fun and laughter.

6. Flappy Bird

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Loves keeping you occupied.

Will give you bragging rights.

7. Your hand

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Bam. Went there.