TV and Movies·Posted on 18 Oct 201724 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelorette""Blake now quoting 'Top 100 Things All Fuckboys Assume Women Want To Hear: Volume 1', verbatim."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. J.R. @Straffo "This guy wants to share every single feeling he has with you" Holy shit the EHarmony guy just OWNED Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU 08:39 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jo Thornely @jothornely Come on Jarrod, you got this. #BacheloretteAU 08:37 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Tilly Hendrickson @SophieS36776792 Is Blake a good match? #BacheloretteAU 08:40 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. J.R. @Straffo James being eliminated in round 1 has just destroyed eHarmony's credibility on national television. #BacheloretteAU 08:40 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Books With Heart @BooksWithHeart 'I adore James but he's v serious and structured.' GIRL GET YOU A MAN WHO IS SERIOUS BUT *WILL ALSO SING IN PUBLIC FOR YOU* #BacheloretteAU 08:41 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Danielle Binks 🌈 @danielle_binks "Paula Abdul has always said opposites attract!" Sophie, I could not love you more. #BacheloretteAU 08:40 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Lauren @LWaddl3s "My strength is taking clothes off" -Blake #bacheloretteAU 08:48 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. O'Malley @Skualg Stu can't wait for the home visit: "so yeah, here's my yacht, there's my mansion, that's my golden toilet" #BacheloretteAU 08:59 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Josh Chapman @chapmanjosh “What would you do with 100 million Stu?” “Throw it on the pile I suppose.” #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU 08:55 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Marcus Taylor @Marcus_Taylor16 Literally the #BacheloretteAU has devolved into an adult version of Play School 09:06 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Tali Aualiitia @taliaualiitia This goat is me whenever Jarrod talks #BacheloretteAU 09:07 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Osher Günsberg @oshergunsberg I think Jarrod might have sent a spy... #bacheloretteAU 09:06 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. rebecca @baadwitch #BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder 09:13 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Hannah @hannahspants Tbh Blake seems like the kinda guy who thinks the female orgasm is a myth #BacheloretteAU 09:22 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tahnee Dwyer @tmdwy7 Blake now quoting 'Top 100 Things All Fuckboys Assume Women Want To Hear' - Volume 1, verbatim. #BacheloretteAU 09:19 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. purranormal kitty 🌈 @oldbiddyyelling Blake is every guy in high school who mocked you until years later when he hits on you in a pub #bacheloretteAU 09:18 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jo Thornely @jothornely ANYWAY HERE'S CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION WONDERWALL #BacheloretteAU 09:19 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Pain Queen @ImogenDunlevie Has Sophie just spent this whole show shading Benji Madden? Yes. #BacheloretteAU 09:16 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jo Thornely @jothornely Cute how the other boys all cuddle up to Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU 09:25 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Tali Aualiitia @taliaualiitia Australia to Sophie after she didn’t give James a rose #BacheloretteAU 09:38 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Chantelle Rau @chantellerau JAMES, ON BEHALF OF EVERY WOMAN IN AUSTRALIA, I WILL DATE YOU #thebacheloretteau #BacheloretteAU 09:37 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Tahlia Pritchard @Tahls The most pure love I've ever seen on this show #BacheloretteAU 09:39 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Cassandra Lee @miss_cassiie The embrace btw James and Apollo #BacheloretteAU 09:40 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Michael Beveridge @mickyb273 James if it’s any consolation 90% of my timeline will root you. #BacheloretteAU 09:41 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite