There's been a fucking lot going on in the world these past few days, so you may have missed the fact that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are "hanging out" again.
Over the weekend, TMZ reported that the artists formerly known as Jelena hung out all day — they grabbed breakfast and even went to church together.
When the internet caught wind of Selena hanging with her ex, pretty much everyone had the same reaction — what would Dua Lipa think?!
If you're wondering, "who is Dua Lipa and why would she care?" that's frankly inexcusable at this point. But if you need a refresher, she sings one of the greatest pop songs of our time — "New Rules" — which lays out the rules for interacting with an ex:
The tweets about it were pretty fucking iconic. Some got straight to the point while proving that 280 characters on Twitter is a great thing:
hello @selenagomez don’t pick up the phone you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone two don’t let him… https://t.co/TTC7ByfunS
Others had a musical recommendation for Selena:
Hey @selenagomez what do you think of the song New Rules by @DUALIPA because if you haven’t heard it I definitely believe you should
Selena Gomez obviously needs to give new rules a listen 😬
Some imagined a confrontation between Selena and Dua Lipa...
selena: hey, how ar- dua lipa: 3, DON'T BE HIS FRIEND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP IN HIS BED IN THE MORNING AND IF YOU'RE UNDER HIM YOU A
Dua Lipa better call @selenagomez and tell her the rules. 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️
"Selena and Justin are together" Dua Lipa:
...and it got kinda *intense*:
Dua Lipa on her way to gather Selena for breaking the New Rules and being friends with JB. Get her sis @DUALIPA!👏👏👏
@PopCrave @justinbieber @selenagomez Selena Gomez is officially OUT of the New Rules squad.. bye
Dua Lipa: i got new rules i count 'em Selena Gomez:
People even brought Taylor Swift into it :
taylor is probably quoting dua lipa to selena right now
me calling taylor swift and dua lipa to help selena gomez.
The whole thing was spinning so far out of control...
i can't even go in the "dua lipa" tag to find pictures bc everyone is posting that picture of selena and justin and posting new rules lyrics
...some people were frankly just sick of the whole thing:
Yes we got it Selena didn't follow new rules ffs ur tweets aren't funny
But, the moral of the story is that we'd all just be a lot better off if we listened to our true queen 100% of the time.
