Hi, I'm Jen and I have been PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED by this week's episode of Riverdale.
Luckily, the good people of TWITTER just *get me* and had the perfect reactions to literally every single batshit insane thing that happened this week. Let's begin...
On our poor little Betty Cooper (acted INCREDIBLY by Lili Reinhart):
RT = 1 CLAP 👏🏻 for the amazing betty/ lili's acting in this last episode. #riverdale
SERIAL KILLER: Want to know who I am? Go to some abandoned house in the middle of nowhere at night. BETTY:… https://t.co/VuiCqFq9jI
...and her ringtone:
You'd think Betty would've turned off the damn ringer on her phone at this point #riverdale
still think betty’s ringtone should have been lollipop by lil wayne instead #riverdale
Betty’s ringtone is literally shitting the hell out of me #Riverdale
On Alice Cooper's iconic entrance to the SoDale party:
When you see your ex you know you’re better off without🔥 #Riverdale
I'm sorry, the old Alice can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead! #Riverdale #RiverdalePL
Alice Cooper before vs. after listening to Look What You Made Me Do. #Riverdale #S2E5
when mama coop walked in, in last nights ep. Of #Riverdale in that little red outfit, hair all done up.
On that heartbreaking Bughead breakup:
I hope Betty and Jughead can make things up and get back together! #Bugheadforever #Riverdale
Betty: “it doesn’t have to be cruel” Archie: RIPS OUT JUGHEAD’S HEART AND STOMPS ON IT #Riverdale
I’m currently crying over Archie telling Jughead that Betty and him are over. #Riverdale
I didn't think I cared that much about #Bughead but I was wrong. It hurts. WHYYYY TV WRITERS WHYYYYY #Riverdale
On Toni Topaz and JUGGY:
Me when Toni called Jughead “Juggy” #Riverdale
I MEAN HOW DARE SHE CALL HIM ‘JUGGY’ #riverdale
Me to Toni Topaz whenever she even breathes near Betty, Jughead, or #Bughead. #Riverdale
On that heart-wrenching scene with Cheryl and the Pussycats:
Thank you #Riverdale for show us girl power also thanks for show us what girls will do when they re together, this… https://t.co/UoLMP7TAlc
Ok I was just awestruck when those girls beat up Nick LIKE YES F IT UP #Riverdale #GirlPower
CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT VERONICA JOSIE MELODY AND VALERIA SPRINTING IN THOSE HIGH HEELS TO SAVE CHERYL FROM NICK👏👏… https://t.co/vTVj4PnMJd
DONT YOU GOD DAMN TOUCH CHERYL BLOSSOM #Riverdale
Serious request: can Cheryl stop suffering? She deserves to be happy #Riverdale @madelainepetsch
On THAT FUCKING DARK ENDING:
Blackhood: “give me another name” Betty: “nick saint Claire” Me: #Riverdale
Black Hood: "Give me another name!" Betty: "Nick st. Clair" Me: #Riverdale
this will be me when nick st. clair turns up dead next week. #Riverdale
Y'all want me to feel bad about Betty adding Nick St. Clair to the Black Hood's hit list? Cause I don't.… https://t.co/sczwCWYwe5
And, finally, this text thread that summed it all up perfectly:
.@BethAnneCarroll is usually asleep when I get to catch up on #Riverdale so I just text her a live monologue to wak… https://t.co/dCLp39XYDZ
ME RIGHT NOW:
watch episode 5 they said, it’ll be fun they said 💔 #RIVERDALE