How To Write ESPN's Ridiculous General Sports Tweets

Maybe it's because football's over and baseball hasn't started, but ESPN has been tweeting insane generalities about sports and sports fans.

Say something "everyone does." Like this:

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... especially if you follow ESPN

Or this:

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Mix in a joke about a popular event

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Look the Oscars are happening please love us.

...Or, awww, Valentine's Day

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Day of the week + sports =

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it's friday, friday

Something utterly incomprehensible and throw in a #hashtag

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220 people apparently do that, orrrrr...?

Remember high school?

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Ugh the WORST

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You're just like sports people!

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Reading this whole list has gotten me pretty depressed...

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Oh, thanks, ESPN.

(Disclaimer: this is impossible if you're a Mets fan)