POLITICS BUZZ – Well, that didn’t take long: Hustler has turned the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal into its latest porno flick.The YouTube trailer begins with Spitzer’s stand-in (30-year porn veteran Mike Horner) telling a call girl, “I have to leave for Washington on official business in an hour, so we’re going to have to make this a quickie.” It just gets better from there. The DVD hits shelves next month, and seems destined to be come an instant cult classic. The trailer is actually safe for work, but the box cover definitely is not.

The Best Links:

1. Porn of the Opportunistic Moment: Hustler’s “Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story”
2. Hustler Is Calling All Political Scandal Junkies!
3. Cumming to a Smut Shop Near You: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story
4. Gov Love DVD Box Cover (NSFW!)
5. Spitzer Shocker! Eliot’s Story Turned into Porn Spoof

SPORTS BUZZ – Speedo’s new LZR Racer, a seamless, high-tech, water-repellent bodysuit being championed by Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps and others, is causing a firestorm of controversy in the swimming world.Since its introduction in February, athletes wearing it have broken 28 swimming records, leading many to question the ethics of wearing the suit, even referring to it as “technological doping.”

The Best Links:

1. “Tech Doping”? How Speedo’s LZR Suit Breaks Swim Records
2. Popov Rejects Criticism of Speedo Suit, Says “Strong” Swimmers Can Still Win Without It
3. A Gallery of LZR Suits
4. Swimsuit Competition Heats Up Between TYR and Speedo
5. Belief in Purity of Human vs Water Contest a Snag for Super Cossie
6. Suit-Ability Playing with European Minds
7. Speedo Fastskin LZR Racer: Official Site
8. The Speedo LZR Racer: Feedback on a Developing Debate, and the Value of Technique

MOVIE BUZZ – David O. Russell, famous for his profanity-laced, set-destroying tirade against Lily Tomlin and his fistfight with George Clooney, is at it again.The volatile director’s heavy-handed tactics prompted James Caan to storm off the set of his latest film, the political comedy Nailed, after a dispute over a cookie, and caused star Jake Gyllenhaal to have a temper tantrum of his own.

The Best Links:

1. Acting Out: James Caan and Jake Gyllenhaal Not Responding So Well to the David O. Russell Touch
2. David O. Russell Strikes Again!
3. James Caan Leaves ‘Nailed’
4. Gyllenhaal Hissy Fit Delays “Nailed” Filming
5. Caan’s Cookie Monster Antics Disrupts Film Shoot
6. George Clooney Doesn’t Heart Director David O. Russell
7. Director David O. Russell Flipping Out on I Heart Huckabees
8. David O. Russell Learns Not to Mess With George Clooney…