Buzz·Posted on Nov 27, 201313 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This WeekendShow these to your kids/cousins/nieces and nephews this holiday. Unless you're too busy cracking up yourself, because comedy doesn't get better than THIS.by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: Which cat discovered America? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior? Tap to reveal Click to reveal If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Q: What did the turkey say to the computer? Tap to reveal Click to reveal Also on BuzzFeed: The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time buzzfeed.com
