The Definitive Ranking Of Dinosaurs, From Worst To Best

All dinosaurs are freaking awesome, but some are better than others.

11. Icthyosaurus

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A DOLPHIN WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES? JESUS GOD NO

10. Ankylosaurus

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

9. Iguanadon

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REAL TALK IT'S A CONSTIPATED T-REX

NEXT

8. Pterodactyl

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THE P IS SILENT

SO ARE YOU AFTER IT SWOOPS DOWN FROM 20,000 FEET & KILLS YOU WITH NO REMORSE

7. Allosaurus

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T.REX : RADIOHEAD :: ALLOSAURUS : MUSE

6. Stegosaurus

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LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS BODY ARMOR

PLUS IT'S VEGAN

BOTTOM LINE: I'D HIT IT

5. Velociraptor

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PACK HUNTING, GENIUS IQ KILLING MACHINES

A+, EVOLUTION

4. Triceratops

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OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S SO COOL

IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING WEARING A DRACULA COLLAR AND SOME STICKERS

BONUS: THEIR HUGE POOPS

3. Corythosaurus

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THIS IS THAT DINOSAUR THAT HAS A MOHAWK

ANY QUESTIONS DIDN'T THINK SO

2. Apatosaurus

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NECK LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK

THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

1. Tyrannosaurus Rex

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"LOL ITS ARMS"

LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN LOL AFTER THE T-REX RIPS OUT YOUR LUNGS, LOSER