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"millennials are idiots" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock
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me: say a big number. millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have a participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.
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The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.
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A millennial is any young person you don't like.
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Headlines I’m looking forward to: ARE MILLENNIALS TO BLAME FOR WWII? HOW MILLENNIALS SCREWED OVER THE BABY BOOMERS MILLENNIALS: HUMAN POISON
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when you hire a millennial spokesperson
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Millennials are so easily offended. Like I went up to one and yelled NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU and he cried? Millennials are aged 4-10 right
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Headline: Millennials Are Literally Fighting Each Other For Food In A Winner-Takes-All Gladiatorial Deathdome Photo: Someone taking a selfie
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I'm so sick of these lazy, entitled millennials stealing the delicious pies I left cooling on the windowsill
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Hey millennials: the only "app" I needed to meet girls in the 1980s was an 'appetizer' at my local restaurant, plus a shit-ton of cocaine
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sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say "millennials all do fake social media jobs"& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now
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To all the millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry. Just think about the future, when it will all be way worse.
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PROSPECTIVE MILLENNIAL BABY NAMES: 1) wut 2) tinyselfie 3) 👾🍒🗿🍬🌵🍕 4) newnumberwhodis 5) #GameofThronesFinale
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Millennial: wow cool Ramones t-shirt. Did you get it from a website Me: (my face is red and steam is shooting out my ears): THE MALL!!!!
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This man made fun of me for being a millennial; I was so mad I just about facebook messaged my sketch troupe
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Millennials posting YouTube rants about how horrible millennials are is the most millennial thing you can do.
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If I was a professional wrestler my stage name would be The Millennial and my finishing move would be posting a 7-minute John Oliver video.
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My millennial Vine star son Chance Bingo is shitting on my karate trophies & filming it with his friend Jaxon! I hate the future!
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BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire! MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire