1.
Bake your own Ritz crackers to make life just a little bit more complicated and challenging
2.
Make your home look like the ones in magazines by having no possessions, not even books.
3.
Get married in an empty pool(?)
4.
Wine Camp
5.
Easy trail mix: peanuts, M&Ms, Reeses cups, mini Snickers, tiny bagels. Perfect for a hike!
6.
Grow corn indoors I don't know
7.
A bikini bottom so high waisted it covers my face
8.
This will be my engagement ring if I ever get married or finally just buy myself an engagement ring so I've worn one before I die
9.
Wrap a baby in Christmas lights. No one can stop you.
10.
Wish I was small and delicate enough to fit in this gorgeous birdhouse where my kids would never think to look for me
11.
The Disney Princesses as DOCTORS.
12.
Repeatedly stab a watermelon while your baby cries
13.
pumpkin flavored peppermint spiced pumpkin infused peppermint latte
14.
a picture of a really fit woman that I swear inspires me and doesn't make me feel like giving up every single day
15.
A t-shirt I made that says "I Wish I Was a Snake Because Snakes Don't Have to Worry About Thigh Gap" is there a market for this?
16.
Dust a hot dog with cocoa powder for easy cocoa dogs
17.
Christmas lights in the bedroom are sexy for some reason.
18.
Make your own pizza dough while watching Once Upon a Time on your phone
19.
Pie Camp
20.
brighten up your day by pronouncing it "Tar-jay"
21.
If you're not wearing a little straw hat on each of your fingernails, you're doing summer wrong
22.
How to say 'acai berry' correctly.
23.
Nothing tastes as good as crying feels
24.
43 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches That You Will Never Make and Neither Will Anyone Else They're Just For Us To Look At And Think About
25.
Raise one twin vegan and the other Paleo.
26.
ENGAGEMENT PHOTO IDEA: Be thin and good looking. Do handstands near a tree.
27.
Use a white-out pen and charcoal to draw some cheekbones onto your shapeless blob of a face
28.
Is it okay to put a newborn baby in a mason jar to take a photo, just for like a second?
29.
Keep Calm and Continue to Put Off Your Life Goals
30.
Eat a handful of chocolate chips with sea salt on them and tell me if you still give a single fuck about anything.
31.
What the Disney Princesses would look like if they were...farmers. Sure. We'll do farmers this time.
32.
Hit your cat in the face with a shovel to give her that "Buzzfeed" look.