16 People Who Are My Best Friend In My Head

Last weekend Chris Pine asked me out but I was like UMMMMM… it’s girls night.

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16. Lauren Conrad

You’re so right. Wow we’re like, so similar.

15. Anna Farris

I love you too let’s hold hands in public.

14. Emma Watson

Woah, I also went to college and love British people…we have so much in common!

13. Miley Cyrus circa 2009

If I lived in Tennessee I would totally keep your secret cause that’s what FRIENDS do. Come over I made brownies.

12. Isla Fisher

Can I hug you? Every day? For the rest of my life?

11. Kristen Stewart

OMG I TOTALLY HATED TWILIGHT TOO I love you be my friend.

10. Nina Dobrev

Wait, actually…. you make me feel bad about myself. Screw your Bulgarian legs.

9. Kristen Wiig

Dude share

8. Rihanna

You scare the f*ck out of me but I’ll try a strip club why not.

7. Ashley Benson

You just murdered someone and had a threesome with James Franco? That’s ok come over I have Fruit Loops. And bring those hats you keep posting on Instagram.

6. The Rest of the PLL's

clique clique clique clique clique

5. Lindsay Lohan circa… f*ck it, RIGHT NOW.

You did WHAT? Yeah, I’ll come get you. Yeah, I have adderall. Yeah, I have pot. Linds— f*cking duh I have a flask. BE. RIGHT. THERE. FRIEND.

4. Chelsea Handler

I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before.

I’ll be there for you, cause you’re going to fucking love me too, I swear to god just LOVE ME.

3. Tina & Amy

Ladies, let’s like…threeway host the Oscars this year! Am I right? Yes? No? Hello? Did you guys change your number? ANSWER ME! FRIENDSHIP!

2. Emma Stone

Thumbs up if we’re best friends forever and ever for life and you’ll never leave me. Oh ok cool!

1. Jennifer Lawrence

You won an Oscar? Cool I’ve been on the couch for 11 hours, I have to pee so bad COME OVER I MADE EVERYTHING.

And one just for fun...

A friend who forces Selena to rip bong is a friend of mine.