16 Ridiculous "Law And Order: SVU" Lines You Have To Read To Believe

These lines are considered especially heinous.

1. "Retro" Season 10, Episode 5

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2. "Mother" Season 5, Episode 3

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Woah, there.

3. "Slaves" Season 1, Episode 22

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4. "Beef" Season 11, Episode 20

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The suspense is killing me.

5. "PTSD" Season 10, Episode 9

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6. "Surrender Benson/Imprisoned Lives" Season 15, Episode 1

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Well-played, Fin.

7. "Brief Interlude" Season 14, Episode 22

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8. "Criminal Hatred" Season 14, Episode 12

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9. "Bedtime" Season 11, Episode 18

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10. "Screwed" Season 8, Episode 22

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Oh really, Captain?

11. "Bang" Season 12, Episode 22

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Olivia passed health class.

12. "Dependent" Season 8, Episode 14

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Rookie move.

13. "Philadelphia" Season 8, Episode 16

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Being cute with Tony the Tiger might.

14. "Wet" Season 12, Episode 5

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15. "Snitch" Season 9, Episode 10

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This is frowned upon!?

16. "Chat Room" Season 1, Episode 18

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The most outdated statement you'll ever hear.