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    27 Happy Trails You'll Thirst After For Days

    Family jewels straight ahead.

    Before we start, let's make sure your mind is in the right place.

    *puts head in gutter*

    Because this is not about Roy Rogers wishing you safe travels.

    View this video on YouTube

    "It's the way you ~ride~ the trail that counts,

    Here's a happy one for you."

    Or about jubilant hikers.

    Maybe a definition will help.

    So grab a bottle of water.

    And let's begin.

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    The thirst is REAL.

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    So, so thirsty.

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    Need. Water.

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    The end.