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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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If it isn't fall leaves, nature's biggest attention whores.
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You want us to watch while you put on your little peep show?
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Screaming out, "Look at me! Look at me!" with your tawdry autumnal colors.
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Quite frankly, it's pathetic.
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Do you have any idea how desperate you look right now?
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God, it's so predictable.
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Is this REALLY the kind of attention you want from people?
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Who exactly are you trying to impress here?
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Leaves, you don't have to paint yourselves up like a bunch of common prostitutes.
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Ugh, we get it. You're not green anymore. You want some kind of award?
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Do you really think anyone will take you seriously when you look like this?
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For once in your life, have some self respect.
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Oh you just love it when people gawk at your little display. It's disgusting.
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You're embarrassing yourself.
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Yes, for the last time, we see you.
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Oh, you think you're soooooo hot don't you?
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More like a hot mess.
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Time for a reality check, leaves. This ain't gonna last.
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You can try to rope us into your sick, twisted L.L. Bean fantasy but it's not gonna happen.
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We all see right through your games.
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You think this is what people wanna see?
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Why are you doing this?
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Fine, go ahead and willfully exploit yourself. It's your life, leaves.
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But consider this your wakeup call.
