How To Live Like You're Miniature

Want to feel like you're living in Brobdingnag, Rick Moranis' garden, or an episode of The Land Of The Giants? Here are a few things that can help you live that dream.

Sandwich Bed

Via ireallylikefood.com

Sleep in bready goodness. Just make sure you don't eat the place where you sleep.

Ice Cream Sandwich Seat

Via sparkliness.wordpress.com

Who hasn't wanted to sit on an ice cream sandwich? In fact, most of us did when we were kids, just not intentionally. Unless you were a bit weird.

Fried Egg Rug

Via abovetopsecret.com

There's something deviant about the idea of walking on a fried egg with no shoes on. I like that.

Book Seats

Via fictionwritersreview.com

Now you can curl up on a good book with a good book. Nice.

Basketball Chair

Via coolenevada.com

If you're a guy, this makes the idea of sitting on a ball so much better. Perfect for watching your sports in.

Cupcake Planter

Via notonthehighstreet.com

If only you could fill it with cupcake plants that actually grew cupcakes, this would be the most awesome thing ever of all time ever. Ever.

Champagne Cork Tables

Via notonthehighstreet.com

I want to drink the bottle that this came out of.

Pocket Watch Clock

Via notonthehighstreet.com

You can pretend that a giant white rabbit is checking this and shouting about being late. That's what I do. Often.

Floppy Disk Table

Via yougear.co.uk

For you youngsters out there, this was once the height of technology.

Cotton Reel Table

Via notonthehighstreet.com

it's a giant cotton reel. Sew what?

Card Table

Via theletteroom.com

Play cards at a card table made from cards and it will blow your mind.

Working(!) NES Controller Coffee Table

Via hiconsumption.com

This actually works. You can plug it into a NES and then play games using it. Mind=blown.

Flip-Flop Planter

Via blog.epromos.com

It's so much nicer when flip-flops smell of flowers instead of feet and sweat. This wins.

Boxing Glove Sofa

Via modernurbanliving.com

Ok, so make some strong alcoholic punch and drink loads of it. Then pass out on here. You'll be punch drunk and K.O.'ed on a Boxing glove. Themed.

Baked Potato Beanbag

Via 1.lushome.com

Sit in this and pretend you're beans or coleslaw or bacon bits and pretend the butter cushion is melting onto you. Lascivious.

Notebook Duvet Cover

Via lavenderbiscuit.blogspot.co.uk

You can write on your duvet like it's a giant notebook. Perfect for doodling on, or recording your terrifying dreams.

Pencil Sharpener Desk Tidy

Via notonthehighstreet.com

It's big enough that you can put a pencil sharpener inside a pencil sharpener, and then just freak out at the craziness of it all.