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    The Best Conversation Had During The World Cup Final

    Players names + awful puns = best conversation ever

    Me : That was so klose!

    My friend: The Germans are doing a great job of kroos-ing it.

    Me: They need to schürrle the Argentinians how its done.

    My friend: Ya the Argentines have been getting chances but handling them to Messi.

    Me: Argentina needs to müller over, there's a new team in town.

    My friend: Almost for Argentina! They won't get a ball like that higuain.

    Me: Ya that looked way to özil for Argentina.

    My friend: Germany is not just gonna zabaleta them have it.

    Me: There's neuer way they can lose this.

    Me: They've götze get this done.

    My friend: Höwedes are they going to score though?

    THE END

    Germany wins Hooray!!!!!!