During last night's Heat-Bobcats game, Dwyane Wade was pissed at Ramon Sessions, so he kicked Sessions in the balls. No, seriously.
And the craziest part? SESSIONS GOT CALLED FOR THE FOUL.
Then Ramon Sessions fell down in a ball*.
Then Sessions, the man grabbing his junk, rolling around the floor, got called for the foul. Wow. How do you pull that off, Dwyane?