This Dog Is The Cutest Zombie Ever

    A Jack Russell terrier survives being poisoned and buried alive. WOOF.

    This is Ethan, a Jack Russell terrier who survived being poisoned and buried alive in France.

    Someone* had apparently tried to kill the 3-year-old dog, but failed when a man walking by the area where Ethan was buried saw the ground moving and stopped to dig up the pup. Firefighters and veterinarians then saved Ethan's life.

    “It's extraordinary. We only see this in TV movies,” veterinarian Philippe Michon told the Associated Press. “He came back to life and without a scratch. It's rather miraculous.”

    In other words: LE ZOMBIE DOG.

    *Probably this woman.